"Under New Management" Matching Vintage Wash Tees – The Official 'Just Engaged' Uniform

"Under New Management" Matching Vintage Wash Tees – The Official 'Just Engaged' Uniform

POV: You just put a ring on it and now the power dynamic is set in stone. 💍

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  • The Flex: The perfect way to "hard launch" your engagement without writing a weirdly long Facebook/Instagram caption.
  • The Feel: Crafted from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton that feels like your favorite thrift store find (but brand new).
  • The Promise: 100% Witty, 0% Cringe. Approved for engagement parties and bachelor trips.
 
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  • Fiancée insisted we wear these for the announcement photos. I rolled my eyes hard but honestly? The shirt itself is legit. It's actually heavyweight so it doesn't feel like those cheap clingy promo tees. Fits a bit loose which I appreciate. I'll probably wear it to sleep, just don't tell her.

    Mike

  • He groaned when I pulled these out but the text was non-negotiable lol. Glad CloveUs uses those vintage wash tees instead of basic stiff cotton. They look worn-in already. He’s an XL and it fits him perfectly without hugging the 'dad bod' areas. Win-win.

    Sarah J.

  • Bought this as a gag for my newly engaged buddy. He actually wears it because the shirt quality is decent. It’s thick & soft, not sheer at all. The washed black color looks way better than standard jet black. Good gift if you want to annoy your friend but keep him comfy.

    Jason K.
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    The Vibe Check

    Congratulations, you’re officially off the market! Ideally, marriage is a partnership, but let’s be real for a second—we all know who’s actually running the logistics now. Whether you're announcing the big news on the 'Gram or just want to playfully roast your future husband at the BBQ, these tees serve the right amount of attitude. It’s funny because it’s true.

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) and Garment-dyed. It feels incredibly soft and lived-in from day one, like a vintage gem you stole from your dad's closet, minus the mothball smell.

    〰 The Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Crucial: Because it's garment-dyed, loose pigments love to wander. Wash with like colors only, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of matcha. Tumble dry low.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): Relaxed, Boxy Fit. It doesn't cling; it hangs.

    • For Him/Her: Stick to your standard size for a comfortable, breezy fit.
    • For the "Oversized" Look: Size up once.
    • Warning: Do not size down unless you enjoy being suffocated by luxury cotton.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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