"The Retirement Plan" & "Future Breadwinner" Vintage Wash Tee Set - The Honest Dance Mom Edition

"The Retirement Plan" & "Future Breadwinner" Vintage Wash Tee Set - The Honest Dance Mom Edition

Because those competition fees aren't expenses, they are a high-risk strategic investment portfolio.

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  • The Reality Check: Finally, a shirt that explains exactly where your savings went (Spoiler alert: It’s the rhinestones).
  • The "Cloud-9" Feel: Premium, garment-dyed heavyweight cotton that feels like a vintage hug getting softer with every wash.
  • The Connection: The ultimate power-move outfit for rehearsals, marking you as the Momager with a plan.
 
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  • Honestly bought this for the caption because dance tuition is drowning me lol. Was skeptical about the print quality on the textured fabric (it's the thick Comfort Colors kind, not the thin stuff) but it looks solid. My daughter is obsessed with the 'Future Breadwinner' part. Ego boost for her, comfy shirt for me.

    Jessica T.

  • Finally a mommy-and-me set that isn't stiff cardboard. These are the legit heavyweight tees. I sized up to an L for an oversized look with leggings, hides the mom-pooch perfectly. The kid's size fits true, maybe a bit long but she’ll grow into it. Wore to regionals and got a ton of laughs.

    K.C.

  • Hilarious and actually comfy. Love that it's Comfort Colors and not that cheap see-through material most custom sites use. Fits a bit boxy but that’s the style. My 7yo wears the Youth S and it's perfect. 10/10 would wear to embarrassing family photos again.

    Morgan L.
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    The Vibe Check

    Let’s be real for a second: You aren’t just a "Dance Mom," you are a venture capitalist investing in a very tiny, very dramatic startup. While other moms are saving for a beach house, you’re buying Swarovski crystals by the pound. This matching set is your receipt. It tells the world, "Yes, I’m broke now, but just wait until she’s famous."

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric:
    The heavyweight champions of the world. Both pieces are 100% Ring-spun Cotton (6.1 oz), meaning they aren't that paper-thin nonsense you find at fast-fashion outlets. They are Garment-dyed, giving you that ultra-soft, "lived-in" vintage look straight out of the bag like a thrift store gem, but actually clean.

    〰 The Care:
    Wash cold, inside out. Big Disclaimer: Because of the pigment dye magic, these tees might try to "share" their color on the first wash. Please wash them separately initially, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of pink. Tumble dry low or hang dry if you're feeling energetic.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip):

    • Mom: It’s a Relaxed, Boxy fit. It’s meant to be roomy, not a corset. Stick to your True Size for comfort. Only size up if you want to drown in it (trendy, but huge).
    • Mini: Standard Youth fit but runs slightly wide/boxy like the adult version. Since kids grow like weeds watered with Miracle-Gro, we always suggest Sizing Up if you are on the fence. Better loose now than a crop-top next month.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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