"Ready to Jingle" vs. "Ready to Leave" Vintage Wash Tee - The Ultimate Introvert vs. Extrovert Christmas Set

"Ready to Jingle" vs. "Ready to Leave" Vintage Wash Tee - The Ultimate Introvert vs. Extrovert Christmas Set

For the couple that is 50% "Mariah Carey Energy" and 50% "Please Don't Talk To Me.

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  • The Problem: Ugly Christmas sweaters are itchy, hot, and honestly... kind of a fire hazard.
  • The Feel: Think "Premium Heavyweight Cotton" with that buttery, broken-in vintage feel you usually have to thrift for.
  • The Promise: Finally, a matching outfit that says, "We're together," without screaming, "We've lost our minds."
 
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  • Was scared these would be stiff cardboard shirts but they're actually super soft broken-in tees. The green is perfect. My bf refuses to wear 'cute' matching stuff but he wears this everywhere just to make a point. A win is a win.

    Kael

  • Finally a couple set that isn't cringe. The colors have that nice washed/vintage look, not super bright cheap dye. Runs a bit boxy which we like. My bf hates matching but agreed to this since it's basically his inner monologue.

    Trixie M.

  • Hubs is literally the definition of the green shirt. Forced him to wear this for the family xmas card & he actually didn't complain bc the tee is legit heavy & soft. Not that thin sheer garbage usually sold online. He’s still wearing it to sleep.

    Sloane
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    The Vibe Check

    Look, we get it. One of you has been blasting holiday playlists since November 1st, and the other is already calculating the fastest exit route from the family gathering. This set celebrates that beautiful chaos. It’s the perfect way to survive the holiday season: she gets to be festive, he gets to be honest, and you both get to look iconic. No forced smiles required (for one of you, at least).

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) and Garment-dyed. It feels incredibly soft and lived-in from day one, like a vintage gem you stole from your dad's closet, minus the mothball smell.

    〰 The Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Crucial: Because it's garment-dyed, loose pigments love to wander. Wash with like colors only, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of matcha. Tumble dry low.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): Relaxed, Boxy Fit. It doesn't cling; it hangs.

    • For Him/Her: Stick to your standard size for a comfortable, breezy fit.
    • For the "Oversized" Look: Size up once.
    • Warning: Do not size down unless you enjoy being suffocated by luxury cotton.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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