"Obsessed." & "Stressed." Matching Vintage Tees – The Ultimate Retail Therapy Duo

"Obsessed." & "Stressed." Matching Vintage Tees – The Ultimate Retail Therapy Duo

She’s fluent in Girl Math, and he’s just trying to survive the billing cycle.

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  • The Dynamic: Finally, a shirt that explains why he’s holding 12 bags and she’s holding a receipt longer than a CVS coupon.
  • The Feel: Crafted from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton that feels like a vintage thrift store find (minus the weird smell).
  • The Promise: Zero cringe. Just pure, unadulterated financial honesty.
 
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  • Love the oversized fit on these. I got an XL for a dress look (I'm 5'6) and it sits perfectly. It’s a thick material, feels expensive. Hubby looks good in the navy one, it hides the dad bod well thanks to the structured fit.

    Rachel M.

  • Finally a couple set that isn't cringe hearts & dates. Got these for our holiday trip. The fabric is thick (definitely not see-through) and feels broken-in already. The navy blue is super deep. We’ve washed them twice and no shrinking so far.

    Emily & Josh

  • Wife thought this was hilarious. The 'stressed' text is unfortunately accurate with her shopping habits lol. At least the shirt feels solid, thick cotton & not clingy. I’m a Large and it fits true to size, plenty of room to breathe while I carry her bags.

    Mike D.
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    The Vibe Check

    Let’s be real: One of you is the Chief Executive Spender, and the other is the Chief Financial Panicker. It’s the circle of life. This matching set isn't just clothing; it’s a warning sign for your bank account. Perfect for your next mall run, Black Friday chaos, or just strictly defining roles in the relationship. Wear it, own it, and maybe hide the credit card bill for a few days.

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) and Garment-dyed. It feels incredibly soft and lived-in from day one, like a vintage gem you stole from your dad's closet, minus the mothball smell.

    〰 The Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Crucial: Because it's garment-dyed, loose pigments love to wander. Wash with like colors only, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of matcha. Tumble dry low.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): Relaxed, Boxy Fit. It doesn't cling; it hangs.

    • For Him/Her: Stick to your standard size for a comfortable, breezy fit.
    • For the "Oversized" Look: Size up once.
    • Warning: Do not size down unless you enjoy being suffocated by luxury cotton.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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