"I Write The List" vs. "Naughty List" Matching Tee Set - The Ultimate Christmas Power Move for Couples

"I Write The List" vs. "Naughty List" Matching Tee Set - The Ultimate Christmas Power Move for Couples

Official confirmation of the household hierarchy this holiday season. You’re welcome.

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  • The Anti-Sweat Strategy: Because sweating in a scratchy polyester "ugly sweater" while roasting the turkey is definitely not the vibe.
  • Premium "Cloud" Cotton: Made from that specific buttery-soft fabric that feels broken-in from day one. Zero stiffness, 100% comfort.
  • Zero Cringe Factor: Finally, a matching set that gets genuine laughs at the family party, not awkward eye rolls.
 
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  • Finally a shirt that acknowledges my authority as the list-maker in this house 😂. Hubby wears his 'Naughty List' one proudly. Super comfy for lounging around on Xmas morning. 10/10 for comfort & sarcasm.

    Sarah P.

  • We usually gag at 'his & hers' merch, but this isn't cringe. It’s funny without trying too hard. The fabric is lightweight (thank god, hate those heavy boxy tees). Wore them to a family party and my dad immediately agreed I belong on the naughty list.

    Alex & Sam

  • Forced the bf to wear this for our holiday card. He usually complains about matching stuff being scratchy/stiff but these are actually super soft so he shut up about it lol. The text is 100% accurate for our dynamic. I sized up for a looser fit.

    Morgan
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    The Vibe Check

    Let’s be real: behind every magical Christmas, there’s a woman with a master plan (and a headache), and a guy who is just happy to be included. This set isn't just festive gear; it’s a documentation of reality. She holds the pen; he holds the chaos. Wear this to the in-laws' house to establish dominance or plead guilty without saying a single word. It’s festive, it’s funny, and it’s frighteningly accurate.

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric:
    100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton.
    In human terms: It’s softer than your partner’s apology when they know they’re wrong.
    Weighing in at 4.2 oz—the "Goldilocks" of weight. Light enough to let your skin breathe, substantial enough to keep your business private (no accidental see-through moments here).

    〰 The Care:
    Machine wash cold, inside out. This is the survival rule for the print.
    Tumble dry low or hang dry.
    Do NOT iron directly on the design. Treat this shirt with the same kindness and patience you expect after a long 9-to-5.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip):
    Bella+Canvas 3001 (Unisex Retail Fit).
    Features side-seams for actual structure, so it won’t turn into a shapeless potato sack after two washes.

    • Gen Y Gents: True to size. The "Retail Fit" is tailored to look sharp while being forgiving enough to hide the "Dad Bod" or "Office Bod" (we won't judge).
    • Gen Y Ladies: This is Unisex sizing.Want a fitted look? Size down one step from your usual.Want that comfy "Boyfriend" vibe? Stick to your normal size.Want a nightgown? Just steal his.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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