"Merry." & "Stressy." Minimalist Matching Tee - The Real Reality of Holiday Couples

"Merry." & "Stressy." Minimalist Matching Tee - The Real Reality of Holiday Couples

Perfect for the duo where one is blasting Mariah Carey in November and the other is just trying to survive the credit card bill.

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  • The Vibe Check: Finally, a shirt that explains your mood so you don't have to. The ultimate "Golden Retriever Boyfriend vs. Black Cat Girlfriend" energy.
  • The Feels: Made from that ultra-premium, vintage-washed fabric that feels like a hug you actually want. Zero scratchiness, 100% cozy.
  • The Promise: Cool enough for the Christmas party, comfy enough for the inevitable post-dinner nap. Absolutely zero "ugly sweater" energy here.
 
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  • Honest review: The print is simple, which I like. No peeling so far. The shirts are heavy duty, perfect for winter. I’m 'Merry' until the in-laws arrive, then I need the green shirt haha. fast shipping too.

    Bexley K.

  • Was skeptical about the quality but these are solid. Thick cotton, holds shape after washing. My GF is definitely the 'Merry' one while I'm panic-wrapping gifts. Solid purchase if you want something funny but wearable.

    Mikey D.

  • Hubby usually hates matching xmas PJs/shirts but he actually wore this one without complaining. Probably bc it describes his holiday mood perfectly lol. The fabric is legitimately heavy & thick, not that cheap thin material you usually get online.

    Taryn
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    The Vibe Check

    Look, the holidays are magical, but let’s be real - they’re also chaotic. For every person cheerfully hanging ornaments (The "Merry"), there’s a partner silently calculating the logistics (The "Stressy").

    This matching set celebrates that beautiful imbalance. We ditched the cheesy reindeers for a clean, editorial aesthetic that says, "We are festive, but we also have boundaries." Grab this set, take the irony-filled family photo, and win Christmas.

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) and Garment-dyed. It feels incredibly soft and lived-in from day one, like a vintage gem you stole from your dad's closet, minus the mothball smell.

    〰 The Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Crucial: Because it's garment-dyed, loose pigments love to wander. Wash with like colors only, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of matcha. Tumble dry low.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): Relaxed, Boxy Fit. It doesn't cling; it hangs.

    • For Him/Her: Stick to your standard size for a comfortable, breezy fit.
    • For the "Oversized" Look: Size up once.
    • Warning: Do not size down unless you enjoy being suffocated by luxury cotton.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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