"Mariah Season" & "Earplugs Required" Matching Vintage Tees – The Ultimate "She’s Defrosting" Holiday Set

"Mariah Season" & "Earplugs Required" Matching Vintage Tees – The Ultimate "She’s Defrosting" Holiday Set

POV: It’s November 1st, the high notes have started, and there is absolutely no escape.

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  • The Vibe Check: For the partner who hits every whistle tone, and the supportive soul who just wants a moment of silence.
  • The Feel: Premium heavyweight, garment-dyed fabric that feels like a vintage thrift find (but smells way better).
  • The Promise: 0% Cheesy "His & Hers" energy, 100% Relationship Reality.
 
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  • Finally a holiday shirt that isn't itchy. The material is heavy/weighty which hides the holiday food baby perfectly. Got my bf the Large and it's a comfortably boxy fit, not tight in the pits. The print feels durable, not that plastic sticker feel.

    Kari Miller

  • We are NOT 'matching shirts' people. Usually find it super cringe. But this set was too accurate to pass up. The green is a nice muted shade, not neon. The cotton is thick & sturdy, definitely worth the price. Caution: washed the red one alone first just in case.

    Liz Palmer

  • Honestly expected that thin, scratchy material you usually get with novelty tees. But these are actually heavy and soft? Like a vintage wash feel. Hubby is 6'2 and the XL fits him relaxed, not like a dress. He’s actually wearing the 'Earplugs' one voluntarily.

    Ursula Hardin
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    The Vibe Check

    Look, we all know the drill. As soon as the Halloween decorations come down, She defrosts. This matching set is a tribute to the household dynamic during the holidays: One person is blasting the festive anthem on loop, and the other is just trying to survive without a migraine. Whether you are the Diva or the Victim, wear this to your next ugly sweater party (except these are actually cool) and establish dominance over the AUX cord immediately.

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) and Garment-dyed. It feels incredibly soft and lived-in from day one, like a vintage gem you stole from your dad's closet, minus the mothball smell.

    〰 The Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Crucial: Because it's garment-dyed, loose pigments love to wander. Wash with like colors only, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of matcha. Tumble dry low.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): Relaxed, Boxy Fit. It doesn't cling; it hangs.

    • For Him/Her: Stick to your standard size for a comfortable, breezy fit.
    • For the "Oversized" Look: Size up once.
    • Warning: Do not size down unless you enjoy being suffocated by luxury cotton.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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