"Head of Christmas Operations & Seasonal Unpaid Intern" Matching Tee Set - The Accurate Holiday Roles Duo
"Head of Christmas Operations & Seasonal Unpaid Intern" Matching Tee Set - The Accurate Holiday Roles Duo
Finally, an org chart that accurately reflects your relationship dynamic this December.
- The Truth: Let's be real she has the spreadsheet, and he’s just here to lift heavy boxes and look pretty.
- The Touch: Crafted from signature "Airlume" cotton that feels like a hug, not a stiff cardboard box.
- The Vibe: 100% festive authority, 0% cringe "King & Queen" energy.
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Finally a shirt that admits the truth lol. My husband actually agreed to wear the 'Intern' one because it’s not cheesy. We know Bella Canvas runs a bit fitted so we stuck to our normal sizes for a cleaner look. Super soft, print doesn’t feel like plastic. He’s ready to carry boxes.
Sarah -
I usually ban matching shirts but this dynamic is too accurate to ignore. Got these for our card photos. The maroon color is nice & deep. Warning: if your guy prefers that giant baggy gym look, maybe size up. These are a bit more tailored/fitted. Best holiday purchase yet.
Chloe -
Zero cringe, 100% facts. Washed them twice already and the text hasn't peeled (was skeptical about that). Love that they aren't heavy/thick cotton. Husband is annoyed that everyone agrees he's the intern, but he says the shirt is comfy enough to sleep in.
Megan
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The Vibe Check
The Vibe Check
Look, running Christmas is a full-time job. It requires logistics, crisis management, and aesthetic vision. That’s the Head of Operations. And then there’s the... support staff. The one who tangles the lights and eats the cookies. That’s the Unpaid Intern.
Stop pretending it's a democracy. Wear your official job titles to the family party so everyone knows who to ask for approval (and who to ask to take out the trash). It’s giving "Performance Review," but make it festive.
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Fabric, Care & Fit
Fabric, Care & Fit
☁ The Fabric:
100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton.
In human terms: It’s softer than your partner’s apology when they know they’re wrong.
Weighing in at 4.2 oz—the "Goldilocks" of weight. Light enough to let your skin breathe, substantial enough to keep your business private (no accidental see-through moments here).
〰 The Care:
Machine wash cold, inside out. This is the survival rule for the print.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do NOT iron directly on the design. Treat this shirt with the same kindness and patience you expect after a long 9-to-5.
⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip):
Bella+Canvas 3001 (Unisex Retail Fit).
Features side-seams for actual structure, so it won’t turn into a shapeless potato sack after two washes.
- Gen Y Gents: True to size. The "Retail Fit" is tailored to look sharp while being forgiving enough to hide the "Dad Bod" or "Office Bod" (we won't judge).
- Gen Y Ladies: This is Unisex sizing.Want a fitted look? Size down one step from your usual.Want that comfy "Boyfriend" vibe? Stick to your normal size.Want a nightgown? Just steal his.
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Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.
Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.
Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:
The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.
- Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
- Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
- The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.
Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.
