"Hallmark & Chill vs. Die Hard" Matching Vintage Tees - The Ultimate Holiday Movie Debate Set

"Hallmark & Chill vs. Die Hard" Matching Vintage Tees - The Ultimate Holiday Movie Debate Set

Finally, a way to settle the biggest argument of December without filing for divorce.

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  • The Pain Point: Saves you 20 minutes of scrolling through Netflix arguing over "Romance" or "Explosions."
  • The Feel: Heavyweight, garment-dyed fabric that feels like a soft hug from a ghost of Christmas past (but way less creepy).
  • The Promise: 100% Relationship-Approved. Zero "Live, Laugh, Love" energy detected.
 
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  • Actually not cringe. Fabric is heavy & durable, not see-through at all. Got a ton of laughs at the family party. 10/10 for comfort.

    J.D.

  • Finally settled the yearly argument with these. The print quality is solid (not peeling off). Love that the tees aren't tight/fitted, gives plenty of room for Christmas dinner bloating. Super comfy right out of the bag.

    Alex

  • Wife forced me into this for the xmas card. I expected cheap thin material but these are actually legit. Heavy cotton, feels like those vintage band tees. Plus, the shirt states a FACT. Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. Fits a bit loose, fyi.

    Mike
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    The Vibe Check

    Look, relationships are all about compromise. But the TV remote? That’s a battlefield. On one side, we have the "Small town baker falls for a prince in a snowstorm" crew. On the other, the "Bruce Willis crawling through a vent is the true meaning of Xmas" squad. Whichever side of the couch you're on, wear your flag proudly. It’s festive, it’s petty, and it’s perfect.

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) and Garment-dyed. It feels incredibly soft and lived-in from day one, like a vintage gem you stole from your dad's closet, minus the mothball smell.

    〰 The Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Crucial: Because it's garment-dyed, loose pigments love to wander. Wash with like colors only, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of matcha. Tumble dry low.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): Relaxed, Boxy Fit. It doesn't cling; it hangs.

    • For Him/Her: Stick to your standard size for a comfortable, breezy fit.
    • For the "Oversized" Look: Size up once.
    • Warning: Do not size down unless you enjoy being suffocated by luxury cotton.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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