"The Custody Battle" Engagement Set – Funny Matching Tees & Dog Announcement Bandana

"The Custody Battle" Engagement Set – Funny Matching Tees & Dog Announcement Bandana

POV: You’re getting married just to secure the bag (and by bag, we mean the dog).

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  • The Truth: Romance is dead. Long live the strategic alliance to keep the dog happy. This set spills the tea on why you really got engaged.
  • The Feel: Printed on our premium "Vintage Cloud" fabric (heavyweight garment-dyed cotton). It feels softer than your fiancé's ego after reading this shirt.
  • The Promise: The ultimate ice-breaker for engagement photos. 0% Cheesy, 100% Honest.
 
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  • Honestly bought this just for the joke but the shirts are surprisingly legit. Thick, heavy fabric not that thin cheap stuff from Amazon. Bandana is soft enough that my Golden didn't try to rip it off immediately. Fiancé actually kept the shirt on all day.

    Morgan T.

  • Finally found engagement shirts that aren't cringey. The tees have that vintage boxy fit (love it, but size down if you want it tight). The dog bandana is simple poly but prints look sharp. We got way more laughs than 'congrats' which was the goal.

    Alex

  • Used these for our announcement pics. Shirts are thick & not see-through (big plus). The bandana is cute but a bit slippery, had to double knot it on my dog. Overall, way better quality than I expected for a custom print.

    Jess & Mike
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    The Vibe Check

    Forget the candlelight dinners and rose petals. We all know the hierarchy in this house: The Dog > You > Your Partner. This hilarious matching set is the perfect way to announce your engagement without being cringe. Whether it’s for a viral "Save the Date" photoshoot or just a brutally honest walk in the park, these tees let the world know that he only proposed for approval, and she only said yes for the custody rights. A modern love story, truly.

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun Cotton. Heavyweight (6.1 oz) and Garment-dyed. It feels incredibly soft and lived-in from day one, like a vintage gem you stole from your dad's closet, minus the mothball smell.

    〰 The Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Crucial: Because it's garment-dyed, loose pigments love to wander. Wash with like colors only, unless you want your white socks to turn a sad shade of matcha. Tumble dry low.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): Relaxed, Boxy Fit. It doesn't cling; it hangs.

    • For Him/Her: Stick to your standard size for a comfortable, breezy fit.
    • For the "Oversized" Look: Size up once.
    • Warning: Do not size down unless you enjoy being suffocated by luxury cotton.
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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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