"Checking Vitals & Naughty Lists" Vintage Wash Tee - The Ultimate Nurse Christmas Uniform

"Checking Vitals & Naughty Lists" Vintage Wash Tee - The Ultimate Nurse Christmas Uniform

Because let’s be honest, triage is basically just sorting the Naughty from the Nice.

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  • The Struggle: Perfect for that 12-hour holiday shift where the patients are acting up and the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.
  • The Feel: Thick, garment-dyed cotton that feels like a warm hug (since you probably need one right now).
  • The Promise: Festive enough for the hospital party, comfy enough to pass out in immediately after clocking out.

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  • Survived a chaotic 12-hour shift in this & honestly, it’s the only thing that kept me sane. Love that the fabric is actually thick/heavyweight (hate those thin flimsy tees). The vintage green looks great with my navy scrubs. Patients actually laughed at the gingerbread men. Win.

    Jen

  • Mom sent this for my holiday rotation. Was prepared for some cheap, stiff cardboard shirt but this is... shockingly good? Super soft, feels lived-in/washed already. The 'Naughty List' part is too real for my patients lol. Okay Mom, you did good this time.

    Emily

  • Bought this for my nurse bestie who is definitely on the naughty list. She loves it. The color is more of a muted/vintage green in person which looks way more expensive than the bright neon stuff. 10/10 gift if you want to make them laugh during a double shift.

    Morgan
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    The Vibe Check

    Look, somebody has to keep the chaos in check while Santa is busy eating cookies. This year, trade the stiff scrub top for something that matches your energy. Featuring a squad of gingerbread nurses ready to dispense cheer (and maybe some medication), this tee is a subtle nod to the fact that you hold the charts and the judgment. It’s giving "I care about your health, but I see what you did there."

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    Fabric, Care & Fit

    ☁ The Fabric: 100% Ring-spun US Cotton (6.1 oz). Heavyweight status. This isn't your flimsy souvenir shirt; it feels substantial, like a hug from a bear that went to art school. Garment-dyed for that perfect "lived-in" vintage aesthetic right out of the bag.

    〰 The Care: Warning: This dye loves to travel. Wash separately for the first cycle (unless you want your white socks to turn pink). Cold wash inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. We shouldn't have to tell you that, but here we are.

    ⟷ The Fit (Pro-Tip): The "Relaxed Boxy" fit. No side seams means it hangs loose and doesn't cling to your lunch. It runs true to size for a relaxed vibe. Want to disappear inside it like a turtle? Size up one.

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    Fit Anxiety? Don't Have It.

    Online shopping shouldn't be a guessing game.
    Our cuts are relaxed, but we know bodies (and holiday diets) are complicated. So here is the deal:

    The 'No-Return-Needed' Guarantee.
    Did the size turn out wrong? Do not send it back. We hate lines at the Post Office as much as you do.

    1. Keep the original (Use it as a sleep shirt, give it to a friend, or donate it).
    2. Tell us. We’ll ship you a new size immediately.
    3. The cost? The new shirt is on us. You just cover a small shipping fee.

    Fair, fast, and zero friction. Just how it should be.

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